what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.