So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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