i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.