how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Say something about gay babies.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that