Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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