I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
