I'm lost and stupid without you.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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