Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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