I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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