Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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