yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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