walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
