Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
