My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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