I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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