Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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