ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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