I think i peed on brittanys purse
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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