I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Say something about gay babies.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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