I'm jealous of your bromance
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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