I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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