I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
You work out of a Hotel?
I can text with my tongue
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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