Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
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i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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