omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she pinky promised me she was 18
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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