So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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