Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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