you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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