he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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