There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Panties = found
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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