you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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