Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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She has the best kind of daddy issues
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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