We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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