I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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