Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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