Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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