id be glad to
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Life is so much better after having sex.
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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