Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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