is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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