youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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