he puts the penis in happiness.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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