Do vagina's smell?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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