and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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