So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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