IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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