I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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