$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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