my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
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no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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