What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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