i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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