When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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