take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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