I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
