getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It's shark week go big or go home
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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