you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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