Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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