If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?